Retail jobs summed up


Retail jobs summed up

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I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.

This is so beautiful there is not a day I will not reblog this

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Spooky Scary Skeletons


I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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Do you guys even understand how hard I am laughing right now?


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the party dont start till I walk out

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Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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Our utmost wish is that Porter will be reunited with her owner, Sue!  We are heartbroken that he has not been found.  It is possible that someone has taken him in.  Porter is an Alaskan Klee Kai and he escaped from his owner’s friend when she was away on business travel, missing since July 1, 2013 and we need everyone’s help to keep a sharp eye in the Washington, D.C. and Virginia area.  It is also possible that he may have been taken away from this area.  If you see Porter, please contact Sue 202-681-1231.  Please read and share this very important post.  Please share on Twitter, FB, Tumblr and any other means to get the word out. Share it again and again until Porter comes home to Sue!



Porter is still lost! Substantial REWARD for information leading to his safe return. Please help us find him! He is small (15lbs), red and white coat, looks like a mini husky or fox, 1 blue eye, one part blue part amber eye. On July 1, he ran out of 4403 2nd St. NE in the Brookland neighborhood. He was not wearing his collar at the time, and my friend no longer lives at that location. He is micro-chipped. He has been reported seen near the metro tracks and construction areas close to the Brookland/CUA metro and CatholicUniversity. According to the latest sighting (2 weeks ago on July 23rd), he was seen back in the neighborhood where he was lost, close to Webster St. NE and 1st St. NE, in an alley. It is also possible that someone has taken him in. If you see him, PLEASE do all of the following:

1. DO NOT CALL OUT, APPROACH, or CHASE him!! He is very skittish, and will bolt. I want him to feel safe and stay in the area. If he is with a person, please get as much information as you can so that i can locate and contact the person or the police.

2. CALL ME IMMEDIATELY at 202-681-1231. I do not care what time it is.

3. PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR SIGHTS and FOLLOW HIM until I get there! I will compensate you for your time and effort.

4. TAKE A PICTURE of him and remember as many details as you can (precise location and direction he was headed, description of who he was with, if anyone or any other animal, condition- is he limping, does he look hurt, etc)

See www.facebook.com/findporterdc for more information. Thank you to everyone for all and any help. Please help me bring him home. 


5. HE IS MICRO-CHIPPED so you can ask your local vet to check him over for the micro-chip.

On Oct. 28th VIENNA, VA—LOOSE DOG (Fairfax County) Very afraid lost dog spotted without a collar outside of the Tyson’s Corner 24 hour fitness/Walmart around 11:45pm on Tuesday 10/15/13 (gym address: 1500 Cornerside Blvd, map here: http://goo.gl/maps/3SrZN). Ran away barking towards the side of the Sheraton hotel and was not seen again. Animal control has been informed.




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Thinking back to the good old days


Thinking back to the good old days

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This is what happens when you’re left with your muse combined with insomnia with a dash of turtles on the brains. I was at first just going to try out the designs I saw awhile back for season 3. Then I noticed the little text at the bottom of each turtle design… And before ya know it I made this. o-o” 

Sorry I can’t draw strait boxes or April for the life of me! Happy belated Mutation Day, please don’t kills me! 

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there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

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Poor James Hook is just perpetually disheartened because he did something that he promised himself he would never do—he grew up.

eat a snickers you get too analytical when you’re hungry

"Shaddap, loser! James is-a guaranteed for-a one year…


But Waluigi is-a Forever~!”

This may be true; but, it may also have some untrue undertones…

Therefore, because it is always ‘Waluigi Time,’ Waluigi is a perpetual entity that will forever live in the heart of children everywhere.”

      - The Essentials of the WAH

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*violently presses reblog button*

*agressively breaks the mouse button*

well….sleepover :)




*violently presses reblog button*

*agressively breaks the mouse button*

well….sleepover :)

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This is one of my most favorite endings to a Disney movie, hands down.

Fuck the sword of a Hun who was going to destroy China. Fuck any sort of gift from the Emperor. They’re these *things* that have no meaning whatsoever.

His little girl is home from a *war*, safe and sound, and that is the most important thing in the world to him. The world can go to hell, but it doesn’t matter, because Mulan’s home.

this scene ALWAYS makes me cry

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